Joining School Orchestra T-Shirts

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

Theorbo

Taking a peek at the audience

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Music Lessons

Occupational Hazards.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

King of Music.

Team Flute

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Violin family at Christmas

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Team Cello

Pianist carrying his instrument.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

No Bruch!

Violinist.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'...and on Bass...'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"The guy's a natural!"

Musical Note Nail

Remote work

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Lord of the Strings.