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Double Bass.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Music Student

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Chaironaut

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

Water on Mars?

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Mars rover going through fast food drive-in,

"I just called an Uber. The cost is $50 million, plus tip."

"Oh, is that today?"

"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

'Henry would dearly love a conservatory!'

Sanhurst and its Messes

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'