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"Oh, is that today?"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Did you get a permit for that?"

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"I just called an Uber. The cost is $50 million, plus tip."

"A COW jumped over the moon? DO Bezos and Branson know about this?"

Mars missions 2020

Mars rover going through fast food drive-in,

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

Space Bowl

Close encounters of the Grey Poupon kind.

'We covered, officer. We're just having a hard time finding our insurance card.'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Chaironaut

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

First Contact

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

Double Bass.

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.