Golfing Space Cadet T-Shirts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Chaironaut

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

'I said, '5-iron'!'

Water on Mars?

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

"My most trusted advisors — my lawyer, my accountant, and my caddie."

Mars rover going through fast food drive-in,

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

"I just called an Uber. The cost is $50 million, plus tip."

"Oh, is that today?"

"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

Golfing in space.

"Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?"

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

"We've been up here for two weeks, and NOW you choose to tell me about the urine pipe attachment?"