Surfing Space Cadet T-Shirts

Water on Mars?

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Chaironaut

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Vacation on the Moon.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

School of Fish

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I just called an Uber. The cost is $50 million, plus tip."

Mars rover going through fast food drive-in,

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Oh, is that today?"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

Mars missions 2020

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'