Starry-eyed Space Cadet T-Shirts

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The Big Tipper

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Shoot For The Moon

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Chaironaut

Astronaut

Johannes Kepler

Only in the newspapers.

UFO/observatory

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

Space bee

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

"I hope it's not contagious."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Alpha Centauri

"Ma? I met someone!"