Starry-eyed Space Cadet Gifts

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Only in the newspapers.

Chaironaut

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Astronaut

UFO/observatory

Johannes Kepler

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

Space bee

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I hope it's not contagious."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Ma? I met someone!"