Humor Space Cadet Gifts

"We've been up here for two weeks, and NOW you choose to tell me about the urine pipe attachment?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

First attempt at the Big Bang

Moon's Portaloo.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Chaironaut

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'