Space Cadets Gifts

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Field Trip!

First Contact

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Chaironaut

Double Bass.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Water on Mars?

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

"I just called an Uber. The cost is $50 million, plus tip."

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'