Army Cadet Gifts

Sanhurst and its Messes

'That's not so bad. Lots of guys never get past the hammock.'

Servicemen.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Some scout he is!'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Chaironaut

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Double Bass.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

Soldier.

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Jealous of a statue.

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'