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Sanhurst and its Messes

'That's not so bad. Lots of guys never get past the hammock.'

Servicemen.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Chaironaut

Double Bass.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Soldier.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Jealous of a statue.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”