Naval Cadet T-Shirts

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

Servicemen.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Chaironaut

The Sinking of the Moskva

Double Bass.

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"