Cyber Space Cadet Gifts

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

First Contact

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Chaironaut

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Double Bass.

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

"Shoulda brought the weed."

There's some guy in the caf

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Water on Mars?

'Man In the Moon'