Conservatory Cadet Gifts

Double Bass.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Music Student

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Chaironaut

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

Water on Mars?

"I just called an Uber. The cost is $50 million, plus tip."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Mars rover going through fast food drive-in,

"Oh, is that today?"

"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'Henry would dearly love a conservatory!'

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

Sanhurst and its Messes

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