Cupcake Cadet Gifts

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Valentine Vaccines

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Try a danged head shot!"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Bored Baker

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

Double Bass.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Valentine's Day

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

Valentines

'That does it You need glasses'

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."