Starry-eyed Space Lover Gifts

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"We've made great progress!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Big Tipper

Astronaut love

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Moon and Star

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Space bee

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

The Marie Kondo landfill