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'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Music Student

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

DIY Disaster.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

Planeterrium.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

To the Aquarium

Time Smoking a Picture.

'You spoil that hamster...'

'What a useless eyesore!'

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

Goldfish

"Lead paint - they're being recalled."

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

Kamikaze fish. $3.95 each.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

'Henry would dearly love a conservatory!'