General Knowledge Geek Gifts

'He's finally been picked for the pub quiz team and I told him not to go on an empty head.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Jurassic Pork

Geek fairies

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"