Geese Gifts

'Told you he'd never say it !'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sauce for the Goose

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Petrarch

S**t Threw a Goose

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

John McCain, pre-RIP

Canada Goose

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Okay - which of you wise guys just goosed me?'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Goose escapes the tv.

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

Honk if you're a goose.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'