Silly Goose Gifts

Duck Tape.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Get crazy once in a while

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Police Cow!

Robber on treadmill

S**t Threw a Goose

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Golden Egg.

A Victorian Cow

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

'BOO!'

"Honk if you know Jesus."

Gag pitchforks.

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

Prince Albert Attempts to Design New Uniforms for the Army

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

The Sixth Day of Christmas

'Told you he'd never say it !'

Think globally, act silly!

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

101 uses of a dead cat: signpost

'Mumbai street dancers.'

"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."