Geese T-Shirts

'Told you he'd never say it !'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sauce for the Goose

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Petrarch

S**t Threw a Goose

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Canada Goose

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Goose escapes the tv.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Honk if you're a goose.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."