Geekiness Gifts

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Digital Fomo!

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Sexual chemistry set

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Second lifeReal life.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'