Computer Geekery Gifts

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

If nobody had invented graphics

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Digital Fomo!

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."