Geek Chieftain Pillows

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Nerd tryouts.

Sexual chemistry set

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Cow of BEEF

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Okay, where's Obama?'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"