Geek Chieftain Prints

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Mac OS 20

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Nerd tryouts.

Sexual chemistry set

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"He's my school project for science class."

Cow of BEEF

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Best System in the World

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Okay, where's Obama?'