Gbbo Fan Gifts

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Missing You.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

EU

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Space Pioneer

Glasnost

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Date night again already?"

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

"I Win!!!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'