Gabo Fan Gifts

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Bowled over again!

"Is it that bad?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Glasnost

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Formula.

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

"Now you've done it!"