Pga Fan Gifts

David Duval

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Bowled over again!

"Is it that bad?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Cupid misses his shot.

"Lucky Guess."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Game In A Can.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Formula.

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.