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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Cupid misses his shot.

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Game In A Can.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Formula.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.