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Gator Dodger Gifts
If you know a Gator Dodger who’s all about creative pursuits and loves standing out, our collection is just what you need. From witty art prints to cleverly designed mugs and t-shirts, help them celebrate their inventive spirit with a gift that’s as unique as they are. Perfect for inspiring their next big idea or simply making them smile, these items are a playful way to embrace their creative personality.
Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
Big Hank's shooting gallery.
Fear of news.
'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'
"....and hold the garlic."
Private Viewing
'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'
Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?
'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'
Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.
Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.
Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.
"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."
The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )
Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)
'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'
Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING
"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"
"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."
"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"
Leaking Art
'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'
"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"
"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."
"I just found out what braces cost."
Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.
'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'
Bowling.
Look before you leap.
"It's escapism-as-art."
National Endowment for the Artless.
Gator Dodger Gifts Collection
Gator Dodger Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that highlight the quirky and creative side of the Gator Dodger. Perfect for inspiring their day with humor and clever designs.
Gator Dodger Pillows
Add personality to their space with pillows that capture the playful and inventive essence of the Gator Dodger. Great for brightening up any room.
Gator Dodger Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the creative and quirky nature of your Gator Dodger. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with a touch of personality.
Gator Dodger T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that speak to the creative spirit of the Gator Dodger. Stylish, witty, and fun—ideal for making a bold statement.