Gator Dodger T-Shirts

Love This Game.

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fear of news.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"....and hold the garlic."

Private Viewing

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

Leaking Art

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"I just found out what braces cost."

Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.

'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'

Bowling.

Look before you leap.

"It's escapism-as-art."

National Endowment for the Artless.