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'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I think I've scored.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Hear me, Graduates!

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'So, who's first?'

Kicking The Habit

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'