Gator Dodger Mugs

Love This Game.

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fear of news.

"....and hold the garlic."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Private Viewing

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Leaking Art

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"I just found out what braces cost."

'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'

Bowling.

'Frank, were those our golf balls or the 'gator's eggs?'

Look before you leap.

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

National Endowment for the Artless.

"It's escapism-as-art."