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"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Justice 4 Ron

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Nick Cave.

Canada Goose

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

ABBA

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."