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'That's the third putt he's missed.. . will you keep your head still?'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Justice 4 Ron

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

ABBA

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"