Gastronomic Thrill-seekers Gifts

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Chef De Party.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Since when do lentils do the backstroke? ??

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'We must be the meatballs.'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

The Modern Daredevil.

Emergency Brake

The hot dog that barked.

'Popular Travel Channel star and host of Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern, has announced that for the final episode, this year, he will eat himself.'

"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Chef's first kiss

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

'Hands up the table with the underdone lobster.'

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'