Thrill-seeking Snackers Gifts

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Super Heroes.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Lady has a coffee break.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Reserve Ants

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Apple Tree Dispenser

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Pre Opera Dinners

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

"No, I will not 'beep, beep, beep' when I back up."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Supermarket Aisles.

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."