Thrill-seeking Snackers Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Super Heroes.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Lady has a coffee break.

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Reserve Ants

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Apple Tree Dispenser

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"No, I will not 'beep, beep, beep' when I back up."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Supermarket Aisles.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced