Gastronomic Thrill-seeker Pillows

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

I wish I'd had the review.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Swinging through the jungle.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"How much for just the ring?"

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Well, finally!!"

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'You've caught the acquisition fever.'

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

Santa Snowboarding

'We must be the meatballs.'

"Nobody understands you!!? Nobody understands you!!...do you blame them!?"

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

The Modern Daredevil.

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"