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"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

I wish I'd had the review.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Swinging through the jungle.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"How much for just the ring?"

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Well, finally!!"

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

'You've caught the acquisition fever.'

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

Santa Snowboarding

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'We must be the meatballs.'

"Nobody understands you!!? Nobody understands you!!...do you blame them!?"

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

The Modern Daredevil.