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"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

Chef De Party.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'We must be the meatballs.'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

The Modern Daredevil.

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

Chef's first kiss

Emergency Brake

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

The hot dog that barked.

"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

'Hands up the table with the underdone lobster.'

'What kind of insurance would you like with your flambe?'

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'