Culinary Thrill-seeker Gifts

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

The Modern Daredevil.

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'

Chef's surprise - $2.95.

'What kind of insurance would you like with your flambe?'

'Popular Travel Channel star and host of Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern, has announced that for the final episode, this year, he will eat himself.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"How do you like the nachos, Honey? The store was out of Jalapeño peppers, but I found these cute little red ones called Carolina reapers!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

'How was the squid?'

Chef De Party.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Well, finally!!"

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

Shashlyk

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'