Hibernating bears in airing cupboard.
Gas Man Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a gas man? Our collection features fun, witty, and thoughtful items that honor this vital profession. Whether he’s a professional in the gas industry or simply proud of his work, find something that makes him smile. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, our products combine humor with appreciation, making them ideal for birthdays, appreciation days, or just because. Celebrate the hard work and expertise of gas men with these unique and charming gifts.
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'
"Ahh...He's got wind"
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'
"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."
I think I can...
We're polishing our brand.
Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.
The Finger.
The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
Gas eyedropper.
Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads
'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'
'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'
Helium Parachute
Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.
Addiction: high gas prices.
'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.
"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"
Air Pollution
Beaches by a power station
"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"
"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"
'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'
"Clean your wallet, Sir?"
Helium (tanker truck)
"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."
"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"
'Gesundheit!'
Gas Man Gifts Collection
Gas Man Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs, including humorous and personalized options perfect for gas men who enjoy a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Gas Man Pillows
Relax in style with our fun and comfortable pillows. Find the perfect gift for a gas man that combines humor and coziness.
Gas Man Prints
Decorate with humor using our creative prints, perfect for celebrating gas men in their workspace or at home.
Gas Man T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts, ideal for gas professionals who want to wear their pride and humor daily.