Gas Man Pillows

Hibernating bears in airing cupboard.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

I think I can...

We're polishing our brand.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

The Finger.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

Helium Parachute

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Addiction: high gas prices.

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Air Pollution

Beaches by a power station

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Helium (tanker truck)

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

'Gesundheit!'