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Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'