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Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.