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"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'Good lord, Gerald-is that mint gum?'

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

'Come to think of it...there is garlic in the soup.'

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

'Garlic has many health benefits, but it also carries the danger of getting punched out.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'The situation is untenable, Herr Hauptmann. The French are deployig garlic-propelled grenades!'

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'The Burrito King.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!