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'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Flying sauces.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

A giant glass of red wine

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"How nice. A truffle."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

Source of Information

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'