Garfield Fan Gifts

Hi. I'm a big fan. May I have 500 copies of your autograph? Why do you need so many? I'm hoping that I can trade 500 Rolf Fusco autographs for one Garfield autograph.

Wake me when I'm Garfield.

The fly in my soup seems to have a look of disappointment on his face. He was told he was going to appear in "Garfield."

I was nervous about being alone with a man in a comic strip, but my friend Jim Davis told me I had nothing to worry about. That's true. In "Garfield," anyway.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Glasnost

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

City Zoo

Modigliani's Giraffe

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Same old crowd."

Ref shows footballer green card.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"You want to reel your neck in, mate."

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

The giraffe-tamer.