Techy Gandalf Fans Gifts

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Snoopy with Laptop

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Drive in movies.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Very old fashioned computer.

Modern day smoke signals.

Ascent of Digital Man

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

Duck pagers.

Elfie on the shelf

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Hi. I'm a big fan. May I have 500 copies of your autograph? Why do you need so many? I'm hoping that I can trade 500 Rolf Fusco autographs for one Garfield autograph.

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."