Techy Gandalf Fans Gifts

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Drive in movies.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Natural selection in action."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I'm Perfect Already."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Very old fashioned computer.

Modern day smoke signals.

Ascent of Digital Man

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Duck pagers.

Elfie on the shelf

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

Books on tape.