Technostalgia Buff Gifts

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old and new technologies

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"